Unions
 
 A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las
 Vegas
 and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first
 one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm
 sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls
 get?"  "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00." Mightily
 offended at
 such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a
 more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
 
 His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
 responded,
 "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House." The man asked, "And if I pay you
 $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80.00 and the house
 gets
 $20.00." "That's more like it!!!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam
 $100.00,
 looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
 "I'd like her
 for the night." "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then pointing
 to an 85 year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."