I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

 

My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
 

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

 

 A man's got to do what a man's got to do.  A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

 

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
 
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.  And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-

 
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

 

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

 

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.  If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

 

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper.  Every time I leave a man, I keep his house..
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

 

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-