The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy
guide that should be as common as a driver's license
in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you
with dinner? SAFEST:Where would you like to go for
dinner? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look
good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE:
Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER:
Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty
dollars. ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know,
there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you
a glass of wine with that? Ultra Safe: Have some
chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you
didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you
in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those
who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a
warning.

And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.