I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over
          a year, and so we decided to get married.
          
          My parents helped us in every way, my friends
          encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
          There was only one thing bothering me, quite much
          indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a
          career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
          sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me
          feel uncomfortable.
          
          One day she called me and asked me to come over to
          check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
          alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
          soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
          desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I
          got married and committed my life to her daughter, she
          wanted to make love to me just once.
          
          What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
          say a word.
          "So,"she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are
          up for it, just come and get me." I just watched her
          delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
          
          I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and
          went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out
          of the house.
          
          Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
          his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy and
          pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't
          have asked for a better man for our daughter.
          
          Welcome to the family."
          
          MORAL OF THE STORY: Always keep your condoms in your
          car.