Good Questions

 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze

 these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

  

 Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat

 the next thing that comes outta it's behind!"

  

 Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

 crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

  

 Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

  

 If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

  

 Why does your OB -GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are

 going to look up there anyway?

  

 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

 They're both dogs!

  

 What do you call male ballerinas?

  

 Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he

 just buy dinner?

  

 If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

  

 If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,

 then what is baby oil made from?

  

 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

  

 Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

  

 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

 tune? Stop singing and read on . . .. ............ . .. .

  

 Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

  

 Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call

 it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your anus?